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Centimeter-Peter 

A man with a very small dick.
Started by *******
Peterson.
A hilarious name to call a guy.
Girl 1:Hahaha!!!
Girl 2: Is she okay?!
Girl 3:oh she just almost Slept with Centimeter-Peter
last night.
Centimeter-Peter by GuessWhoo!!! December 22, 2008

Centimeter-Peter 

Usually used as an unkind insult to a male. Can also be used for a small dick the size of a Centimeter smaller or not much larger.
Person 1- Haha last x-mas party I got to see Person 3's Centimeter-Peter!
Person 2-Really..........that was kinda a harsh insult i'm not much bigger.
Person 1-Oh.......
Centimeter-Peter by Sydsyd June 7, 2013

centimeter peter

What you call someone who has a penis length of one centimeter
centimeter peter by FaZe_Kneegar January 31, 2019

Three Centimeter Dash 

When just beginning to have sexual intercourse with a girl and you realize by her completely frozen, shocked expression that you've put it in the wrong hole. Thus, in order to continue bangin', your stupid ass has to make the three centimeter dash from her bung hole (or pee hole) to her vagina.

*Note, distances may vary for different individuals.
Robert: Man, I was doin' it for the first time tonight and you know what?
Timothy: What ma' nigga?
Robert: I started fuckin' her but I put it in the wrong hole.
Timothy: Wow...
Robert: Luckily, I was able to make a quick three centimeter dash and finish up right.
Timothy: I bet that dash wasn't the only thing that was only three centimeters.
Robert:...
Timothy: *takes off sunglasses* YEEAAAAH!!!

2 centimeter defeater

-yo bro have you met the 2 centimeter defeater yesterday?

-yeah bro i couldnt walk afterwards.

15.24 Centimeter 

15.24 Centimeter gave me brain damage.