Get Carded 

When A person (usually a woman) is asked to show identification of them being of legal age, either for entering a place that requires them to be of legal age, or engaging in a sexual act with an older man.

"Feelin' fatigued? Just gettin' started.
Chillin' with chicks who are gonna get carded."

Get Carded by Mc Francisco August 19, 2008

yellow carded 

When a person does not wash their hands after urinating they receive a yellow card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got yellow carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after whizzing.

yellow carded by rpetras June 10, 2008

brown carded

When a person does not wash their hands after taking a dump they receive a brown card. Similar to a warning in sports.

Brent got brown carded because he is a disgusting douche bag and didn't wash after laying an offering to the porcelain god.

brown carded by rpetras June 10, 2008

vanity carded 

When a bartender/server cards you even though it is obvious you are well over 21. Asking someone older for ID is a damn good way to get a better tip.

I think that bartender just vanity carded me, or does my moisturizer work that well? Either way, I'm leaving a good tip!

vanity carded by SuperTerri November 7, 2010

Credit Carded 

When you're skating and the deck flips up in between your legs in between your taint and balls and you land on top of it

Tony was trying to land his grind but the board credit carded him I honestly don't know how he can stand after that

Credit Carded by redfiredrummer June 6, 2020

Credit Carded 

The extremely painful act of running a credit card between a guys balls.

Rick: Whoa, she must be pissed!
Jeff: Yeah man, she was so mad i thought she might credit card me!
Rick: thank god she didn't. I hear getting credit carded hurts like a bitch!

Credit Carded by pleasedont July 14, 2009

Uno Reverse-Carded 

When someone is rejected or friend zoned, they have been “uno reverse-carded.”

Person 1: Hey how was your day?
Person 2: It was awful, man. I got uno reverse-carded by Emily.

Person 1: Aw that sucks dude. You can come to my house for a Dr. Pepper.

Uno Reverse-Carded by The Peanut Butter Falcon January 27, 2022