Clitar Hero 

Eumphemism for female masturbation

Susan: "What are you going to do on your day off?"
Mary: "I think I'm gonna play a little Clitar Hero and take a nap."
Susan: "Rock on, sistah!"

Clitar Hero by Aimee S. October 16, 2008

Colista 

Colista is a Greek name that means 'Most Beautiful'.
It is a very unique name and if you ever find a Colista, try as hard as possible to become friends with her. Colista's are always fun to be around. When they find something or some one they truly love, they become obsessed. Colista's are very out going and can talk to everyone. They are shy at first but when you get to know them they can talk all day. Colista's are intelligent and creative. Colista's are also very musically talented.

Wow, she's beautiful, she must be a Colista!

Colista by swaggygurll January 2, 2014

Post Coital Niggalation 

The aftermath emotional state after a meaningful ten minute relationship culminating in a vigorous and twat stretching bunk up from a male of the Sambo persuation, possibly spawning niglets 9 months later. For example, Tyrone Thundercock, OG T-Dog or Tyreese Longschlong (or multiples there of) unleashing their "twelve inches a slave-ness" upon a usually drunk white/hispanic/asian lady down a dark alley or behind a 7/11 after a night out.

Becky: OMG, Stacy. I just got boned by Twelve inches a slave Tyreese! After he left me in a sloppy head I had a real Post Coital Niggalation....
Stacy: you never learn though, do you?!

Post Coital Niggalation by Dr. Phil Yagash-Anass September 2, 2021

Coital Companion 

same as a fuck buddy, but for those of us over 35.

I'm not looking for anything serious right now, but I'd love to be your coital companion.

Coital Companion by Brandy Lush March 6, 2010

Post coital glow (PCG) 

After coitus glow from the rush of blood to one's face. A sense of satiation after an overtly unreal orgasm(s).

Dude, the only reason she finds him hot is because of his post coital glow (PCG).

High Priestess: Jesus might be all that, but he got the post coital glow(PCG) going for him at the the *last supper*.

Post coital glow (PCG) by nuclearcabbage September 11, 2023

Post-coital depression 

The depression sometimes felt after sexual intercourse or masturbation.

Jonathan suffered from post-coital depression this morning after cumming his balls, brains and spinal fluids out last night in an orgy of procrasturbation.

After losing her virginity in an orgasm filled, yet loveless bangathon in her dorm room last night, Dafny felt a mixture regret, post-coital depression and vaginal soreness.

News that his baby tank was pregnant again with more fuck product only deepened Harry's weeks long post-coital depression.

Post-coital depression by AYYFRON October 19, 2009

Ulcerative Colitis 

A bloody shit disease....quite literally. People who suffer from this non-infectious disease usually end up spending lots of time wrapped around the loo with bloody diarrhoea during flare ups. Caused by person's immune system attacking large intestines lining causing inflammation and ulcers, loss of appetite and generally feeling like utter crap. Medication can usually help to control it though some have awful side effects such as moon face

Stuart: "hey why did that hot chick run off to the loo so quickly?"
Bob: "Ahhh she's got the ulcerative colitis shits, she's going to be a while..."

Ulcerative Colitis by whatsername1990 July 17, 2011