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buffing the bishop 

It's that time of the month for his girl, so he's not going to be humping the monkey. He'll be left buffing the bishop.
buffing the bishop by dana_mix October 14, 2007

buffing the banana 

Another word for Masturbation; Buffing is the "rubbbing" and the Banana is another word for long penis.
Raj: Why were you in the bathroom so long?
Ricky K: I was buffing the banana ;)
buffing the banana by Ricky K November 15, 2007

buffering 

That stupid annoying fucking shit that delays viewing of pleasurable video entertainment via the internet. RealPlayer grossly exploits this atrocity of humanity.
"Buffering . . . "
buffering by mikeschneider May 23, 2006

Buffetish 

The condition of becoming sexually aroused while eating at a Golden Corral, Buddy Freddy's, or Ryan's.
Billy Bob and Ethel are such buffetish fools, they have been thrown out of Sizzler's three times.

free buffing 

When a woman goes without underwear - the female equivalent of free balling. Also known as free muffing or going commando.
Halfway through dinner Jennifer told me she was free buffing and I couldn't get my mind off of tagging her the rest of the meal
free buffing by Gettn N Eiffel February 8, 2008

buffering 

The short break(s) a dude takes during sex to make sure he doesn't get too excited and blow his load.

(Usually in an effort to make sure she comes first)
DUDE: (stops or slows down during intercourse)
GIRL: What happened?
DUDE: It's alright darling, I am buffering...
buffering by Appelby October 20, 2009