Bronk 

Something cool. Like "Fly" for black people and "caliente" for mexicans and "kool beanz" for white people.

"I was at the club last night and they was playing this BRONK jam"

Bronk by Jon-Jon Bon'Que'Que February 19, 2010

bronk 

To get more than you bargained for when passing gas. A veritable wet fart by way of nugget or liquid form.

When Robert bronked his shorts they had to change the sofa cushions.

bronk by bastionthelionslayer December 21, 2009

bronk 

Person having some form of sexual relationship with his computer.

Bronk likes dutch trannies!!!

bronk by shalbo March 2, 2005

Bronk 

Something so incredible it cannot be described properly, such as an enormous bipedal cow who beats someone's face in with an enormous shield. Known to punt Kunkydude's on a regular basis

GUY 1: Holy shit! That cow just murdered someone!
Guy 2: Yeah! What a fucking Bronk!

Bronk by Bronkitis March 23, 2009

Bronk 

When you take a shit and a wank at the same time!

friend: have you ever had a Bronk?
me: no! what is it?
friend: its when you take a shit and masturebate ate the same time!
me: cool i'll try it one time!
friend: nice brp

Bronk by savagepuspus March 5, 2018

bronk 

its Brooke but a annoying piece of shit.

Fuck you bronk.

bronk by devishsparky October 27, 2020

bronk 

bad

your puff died? thats bronk af

bronk by izzi801 December 12, 2020