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Bromitsfa 

A Broish ceremony held to celebrate a bro reaching the age of Brodom, in which he is given the broligious responsibilities and duties of an adult bro.
Dude had his bromitsfa last week brah.
Bromitsfa by Robstercraws December 10, 2009
\BRO-meen\, noun. The essential binding element between the bro's in a bromance on a brolecular level. Few bros understand this however, as they rarely pass high school chemistry.
Under the right environment, such as in the presence of the catalyst 3OH3 (Oxygen Douchate), Bromine can form a durable chemical bond between two bromosexuals.
Bromine by Notls September 5, 2010
When you've reached the point with your best Bro that a fist bump is just not affectionate enough. Take your relationship with your Bro to the next level it's simple, gently kiss your fist then proceed to fist bump as usual. Now your Bro knows how you really feel
When your Bro makes a sweet putt in disc golf, show him how brotastic he is with a BroKiss.
BroKiss by VismondBro February 13, 2015
Home of the Bromstad Gangsta Folk Nation (BGFN), the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway
Fuckin' hell, i'm not goin' to Bromstad, that's the place with the highest crime-rate per inhabitant in Norway!
Bromstad by John Stewards March 21, 2007

Hootie and the Brofish 

A group of Bro's that has a very obvious leader to the outside world, yet is unrecognized by said Bros. The alpha male or coolest (dubbed Hootie) and the rest of the Bros (often not referred to by name but can collectively be called, The Brofish).
Kim: Those guys are so Hootie and the Brofish. Brian is obviously Hootie. And Mike and Nate they are for sure the Brofish.

Lisa: Truth.

Bromosexual 

A guy who is bromosexual is totally straight. In fact he will punch you in the face if you say that he's gay. He's so totally straight that he has sex with tons of chicks... sure his bro might be in the room with him, maybe videotaping it (with lots of close-ups of the penis)... or doing the same girl at the same time... with their penises touching...

So what if he's always slapping his broham's ass... and always hangs out in the showers at the gym... and yeah, maybe he was in a few circle jerks in middle school... and sure he puts his penis and/or testicles on his friends' faces every chance he gets when they're passed out drunk... and sure that frat initiation thing was a bit weird, but...

HE IS TOTALLY 100% NOT GAY.
Dude: You're so gay.
Bromosexual: Shut up! I will FUCK YOU IN THE ASS if you say I'm gay!!!
Other dude: Heh. Wait... what?
Bromosexual by Bitch-monkey January 7, 2008