Fluid Bonded 

bound by fluids. linked by fluids. fluids have passed between.

Jack fucked Jill bareback and he got
Gono-Syphla-Herpe-AIDS... A very bad thing!

Fluid Bonded by Alex Kyzer November 15, 2004

ysgol uwchradd bodedern

The worlds most Crap school in the world.
Check out the fake moodle and it will tell you.

Ysgol uwchradd bodedern is crap

ysgol uwchradd bodedern by Yub-is-gay October 20, 2013

über boned 

Royally screwed, significantly fucked, boned in the ass, so screwed, shafted, totally fucked

Those guys are either going to kill you or use you as bait, either way you're über boned.

über boned by RyNb83 February 4, 2014

Blonded 

Being aimless intentionally, as a lifestyle. As heard in Frank ocean's song, Self Control. A person living a blonded life can be seen as someone who has chose to live life without any aim, thought or direction. The word may come from blonde people being stereotyped as "thoughtless".

You know how he goes with the flow all the time? Its because he chose the Blonded life.

Blonded by Odideus January 14, 2021

Ponce de Le-bóned 

When you receive bogus directions from a person that claims to know shortcuts or doesn’t understand basic geography.

Derived from Ponce de León from the famous Spanish Explorer.

Example 1:
Why weren’t you at the party last night?

I received some bogus directions and ended up on what looked like the set of “Deliverance”

Dude, you got Ponce de Le-bóned big time

Example 2:
Hey guys is that the Atlantic Ocean?

Ummm no I can see our hotel and I’m pretty sure we aren’t staying in Portugal. I’m also pretty sure the bridge we took an hour ago that took 3 minutes to cross isn’t trans-Atlantic.

Never get take directions from that guy. If you do you’re asking to be Ponce de Le-bóned

Ponce de Le-bóned by Catman - 63 October 28, 2013

we're boned 

to be screwed. (not sexually)
To be said in a F.U.B.A.R. situation.

fry "i'll fly the ship"
bender "we're boned."

we're boned by castle May 24, 2006

bonedeath 

near death experience or fracturing of bones.

"That wipeout was BONEDEATH!!!!"

bonedeath by nat & emma March 30, 2009