Billionaire Smoothie

The result of a martial arts fight between two billionaires if it were held in a carbon fiber tube on the bottom of the Atlantic instead of a Las Vegas octagon

The most shocking part of the undersea cage match was not who won, but that both were instantly transformed into a billionaire smoothie after the catastrophic structural failure of their uncertified submersible.

Billionaire Smoothie by DeathWaffle4432 June 28, 2023

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Buttery Billionaire

When a wealthy man covers himself with Butter and screams "Im a buttery billionaire"

"Buddy Butterman of Butterman's Butters just sold his company for one billion dollars, he screams Im a Buttery Billionaire"

Buttery Billionaire by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

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billionaire

Greedy hoarder of capital gained by taking advantage of the productive working class.

Billionaires should have assets taxed heavily in order to reduce income inequality and discourage exploitative labor practices. Tax everything over $100m at 100% and send a "you won capitalism" plaque.

billionaire by ETRToday July 15, 2021

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bajillionize

verb, baj·jill·ion·ized, baj·jill·ioniz·ing.

1. to come together in large numbers; assemble en masse:

2. to bring together in a motley manner, mob, or mass; assemble.

Origin:

1350–1400; Middle English hoods and lesser districts (adj.) < Latin bajillinātus (past participle of bajillionāre, to flock together), equivalent to congregate

"This setup is off the hook, you know bitches will bajillionize the shit outta this place!"

bajillionize by da_tass August 10, 2014