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bernardino 

Handsome, a perfectionist, very detailed person. Hard working. Someone who is very calm until provoked, then all hell breaks loose. Does not have long term goals, but is spontaneous. A "fly by the seat of your pants" type of guy. Stubborn at first, however can be very loving. Nurturing father. Protective of family. Provider.
Bernardino is a great family man!
bernardino by Chavelita2004 February 29, 2016
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beanergy 

(1), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘energy’ / extra energy felt from drinking coffee, or eating chocolate-covered coffee beans

(2), a portmanteau of ‘bean’ and ‘synergy’ / when different coffees are blended together to form a perfect brew
(1), I've been drinking espresso all morning and I’m buzzed with beanergy: ‘beanergized’.

(2), I’d thought my blend of Java was the ultimate – but with this new one is the epitome of beanergy.

House Beaner 

A Mexican that sucks up to the white man to gain favor.
“ When Mr Johnson comes around that Vato kisses his ass because he wants to go golfing with that Gringo. Damn house Beaner.

beanerbyte

1. a unit of data measurement for computers, one beanerbyte is eaqual to one gigobyte , the only diffrence is that a beanerbyte contains media in spanish .

2.one gigobyte of hispanic pornography
1.Jose has one beanerbyte of hispanic music on his computer
2. yesturday i downloded one beanerbyte of porn on my computer
beanerbyte by beaner master98 August 15, 2010

General Berger

When you shit yourself, whether intentionally or by mistake. This action is performed by someone in an elevated or esteemed position such as the Commandant of the United States Marine Corps, General Berger who infamously shid himself. The congruence of the high position held by the individual with the shocking and embarrassing act of shitting oneself is what constitutes pulling a General Berger.
I really thought highly of James but after he pulled that General Berger I'm just disgusted by him.

Bernardi Party 

Much like ex Italian Prime Minister Silvio Berlusconi’s Bunga Bunga parties, a Bernardi party is a gathering of a sexual nature, in this instance involving copulation between humans and another species of mammal. A Bernardi Party is named after Australian Senator, Cory Bernardi, who announced recently that same sex marriage is a gateway to bestiality.
Frank: Hey Dezza, what’s happening Saturday night? Any ladies coming around?
Darren: Na mate, thinking of having a Bernardi Party down at York Peninsular.

Frank: Ooh you are a sick fuck Dez. I’m in.
Bernardi Party by Tobster September 21, 2012

The Berkery 

The art of sucking one's lovers intimate area so hard that it pulls the bed sheets flush against the Anus, making said partner finish simultaneously.
I'm not a very smart man, but I do know what the Berkery is!
The Berkery by The dirty nickel December 30, 2014