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Before my life began (BMLB) 

Before my life began (BMLB) is from the “going full common playbook” of things a man can say when he is about to drop to one knee and put a ring on it! This phrase is also used when writing one’s own wedding vows to negate all of the “macking” you perpetrated before you met your wife — especially if old lovers are at the wedding and you want to throw a final elbow or two in their general direction. To use this phrase and sell it it, you must be at least 75% sincere AND say it with a straight face! After all you did invite ex’s to the wedding to make a point, didn’t you?
Him: Baby, none of them matter! That all happened before my life began (BMLB)
Her: Oh! When was that?
Him: When we finally surrendered to each other and fell in love

Now if you’re reading this and think it’s corny then you can’t pull it off. And if you can pull this off then go full Common and write your own vows because at some point you kissed the Blarney Stone!
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It never began

A phrase, often used in the Blackpill Community, indicating that it was over for a certain person before it even began.
Dave: Wow, Maddy just looked hella disgusted at you when you asked her out for prom. It's over for you, Bro.

Brad: It's actually not over, Steve. It never began for me.
It never began by Eulero June 19, 2022
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thomas bangalter 

the most amazing french house artist ever to walk to planet. under the name 'stardust', created the extremely popular song "music sounds better with you" and teamed up with DJ Falcon to create the song "together". also is one half of the house music duo daft punk.
"you just totally thomas bangalter'd that beat."
thomas bangalter by ooooohay May 20, 2008

Bengaring 

The act of sticking one index finger down your urethra while simultaneously sticking the other index finger up your anus, and joining the two little fingers at the tips.
"Ben is considered quite unsavory for bengaring."

"I have benga'd experimenting with sexual orientation."
Bengaring by Nigel Winterbird August 7, 2012

bangafiable 

sweet zombie jesus! that guy is so hot, he's bangafiable!
bangang is pretty
Babe , you look bangang today
bangang by pastuapajadi May 13, 2020

Bengal Regiment

The most elite collection of students from Lakewood High School in Colorado. They are nothing less than amazing, and have some of the best techs, and will continue to have a bad ass name for their marching band for years to come.

HEART//PRIDE
God - "Ladies and Gentlemen, joining us from Lakewood, Colorado, please welcome the Lakewood High School Bengal Regiment"

Crowd - *insert sounds of joy and cheering and such*