An individual who is picked on mercilessly by his so called friends. Often four times the size of the
average overweight individual, but always believes everything they hear on fox news. Daily diet consists of small woodland animals, large woodland animals, small woodlands, large woodlands, small and large city folk, small and large cities, small and large countries, entire planets, solar systems, galaxies, black holes,
time and space itself and the unknown that
lies beyond it. Has his very own gravitational pull. Usually doesn'
t swim as civilizations mistaking his body for
new lands undiscovered will often settle on him.
Parent: "All
five of my daughters were raped and murdered, cut into small pieces and fed to wolves!"
Behemoth: "yeah, but everything happens for a reason. A
flower probably blossomed from the brutal raping and
murder of your daughters."
