Ballinitis 

a disease that infects your voicebox. You have the urge to yell out BALLIN!!! every 10 seconds.

Kyle has Ballinitis. He always yels out BALLIN!!!! It is annoying

Ballinitis by The tittie scratcher November 6, 2006

Bryanitis 

A condition where one embraces being a monke; both physically and mentally.

Person 1: Did you here about the latest Bryanitis epidemic

Person 2 (with Bryanitis): oohoohaahaah

Bryanitis by taewithkookie March 22, 2023

bagatitis 

A largely benign condition whose main symptom is the appearance of deep red creases across one or more fingers, forming a continuous valley. The condition is mildly uncomfortable but generally leaves no trace beyond ten minutes or so.

Causes include carrying heavy plastic shopping bags.

Oh damn, check out this bagatitis I picked up from Woolies today.
That's some nasty bagatitis you've got there!

bagatitis by Heath Raftery February 2, 2009

balabatish 

"Balabatish" an old outdated mentality a Jewish form of snobbery.

"bury me in bespoke tachrichim or balabatish I am not"

balabatish by TheMacher December 20, 2018

Alanitis

1. A feeling caused by a void in your heart due to a lack of Alan.

Matthew: I miss Alan so much!
Max: You must have alanitis. We all have it.

Alanitis by Ang Badang April 9, 2016

batmanitis 

1. YOUR COCK IS A FUCKEN BAT
2. fucken shit your cock is a bat now
3. cock = bat
see also fuckshit, COCKFACEFUCKER, BATMAN is GHEY

OMFG,LOLZBBQ,LMFAO!!!Ono3no3n, my cockz0r is t3h batz0rs!!!oneoneoneEENLEVEN.

batmanitis by Max Payne April 15, 2005

Balbitis 

Being. A. Little. Bitch. -itis
A medical term for when someone makes a big deal over a little injury and whines about it all the time.

John: "Yo dude, I think I might have torn my bicep this weekend at the gym"
Nick: "No. I don't think you did. I think you just pulled a muscle"
John: "Nah man, it like really hurts"
Nick: "You know what? Maybe you did really hurt it. It seems like we have a classic case of balbitis on our hands"

Balbitis by Moon-Howler72 September 2, 2020