Glory hole attendant 

A person who works in a toilet/bathroom at a nightclub offering assistance to bathroom users. Their main job of a night is to offer a range of aftershaves and perfume, also assisting in washing of hands and shoes. In certain bathrooms there will be a glory hole connecting two cubicles for the use in the assistance of a certain sexual act. When reasons two parties do not want to know who preformed/rreceived the sexual act.

It is the Glory Hole Attendant's job to assist the users and maintaine and clean the hole.

"Hey, did you hear? There's jobs going in wetherspoons for a Glory Hole Attendant.

Glory hole attendant by Righty Tossbag June 20, 2015

Skin Attendant 

A position coined for a person who engages in the ancient art of undercarriage TomFoolery without expecting any genital reciprocation.

"Hey Paula, I know you thought this was two way traffic, but im not touching that blue waffle-you're just a lowly skin attendant!!"

Skin Attendant by Danimal aka darnell jenkins May 1, 2012

Blowjob Attendant 

1. What you call a girl in a guy's bathroom who is there for no reason at all.
2. What you wish a girl in a guy's bathroom was and really is.

Pepe: There were 4 girls in the guy's bathroom.
Sanchez: Dude, I think you mean there were for blowjob attendants in the bathroom.

Blowjob Attendant by TheKimmer April 30, 2010

Pump Attendant 

Yeah you know, the old crotchety fucks that are just waiting to die but can’t afford to be all the way retired so they get a job that requires as little effort as possible.

That pump attendant chewed my ass for leaving my car running while pumping my gas.

Pump Attendant by Ditzler’s Customs July 23, 2018

Flight Attendant 

A girl version of a wingman, usualy works beter than a wingman

"Steph Buscigs is my flight attendant"
"Yo i pretended to break up with my flight attendant to get that girl!"

Flight Attendant by That Guy93 May 2, 2010

flight attendant 

flight crew employed mainly for safety of the aircraft.
but in asia most are employed mainly upon "pleasing personality", which is equivalent to good looks, great physique and a positive aura.
most flight attendants in asia are models, cheerleaders, barely-of-legal age.

her nephew wants to be a flight attendant and travel the world.

flight attendant by coach johnson October 15, 2008

gas attendant 

When two people of any sex adopt the ass to ass position and one or both of the individuals passes gas into the other person's turd splitter.

While she was sleeping, I felt a dutch oven coming on and to maximize the effectiveness I gave her the ol' gas attendant.

gas attendant by Captain Chimo August 22, 2010