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assbanned 

To be banned from a vBulletin forum by your class C IP address range.

ie you post something naughty under 192.168.32.145 and they then ban the whole 192.168.32.x range, causing you to have to change ISP's to repost.
last night I spammed the fuck out of the Harmony Central forums and those fuckers assbanned me on Class C.
assbanned by assmaster May 23, 2004

studmuffin assballs

Unrelated to the conventional studmuffin, studmuffin assballs is an exclamation expressing intense anger, frustration or pain.
It is most frequently roared in the deepest growl possible towards the person who caused one's anger.
Mom: Honey, your grandmother just died.
You: STUDMUFFIN ASSBALLS!
studmuffin assballs by Kjeild January 24, 2008
A ball related sport played with one's ass.
Cody: Hey, man, you wanna play some football?

Larry: Nah, I wanna play Assball.
Assball by Killercoke2 August 8, 2019

assballs 

When you're walking or something and your balls work their way so they're right underneath your ass. If someone looked at it from behind, you could see them just dangling there.

Also a very fun word to use to replace the nouns in a story.
I got a wicked case of assballs from all that walking we did.
assballs by xyamakunx May 14, 2010

assballs 

Morbidly obese people with the appearance of two stomachs. One above the beltline and one below (the assballs area). Couple this with a tight pair of pants gives the stunning appearance of having an "ass" where the "balls" should be...Hence, assballs.
Assgina is this very same affliction, only in women.
Created by Skeets
We're going over to assballs house for a barbeque.
Assballs owes me 40 dollars.
assballs by Joe Bert May 22, 2007
Noun (ass-ball) - a strategic defensive maneuvuer where the person wraps their arms around their legs and curls oneself into a ball shape with their ass in the air therefore making their ass vunerable to attack while all vital organs are concealed and safe from harm.
bully- "yo RYAN you owe me 10 bucks im gonna KILL you!"
ryans friend- "quick ryan curl into an assball!"
assball by davekelly September 21, 2006