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the feeling you get when you are feeling cool around all your friends
Jake: damn man your funny
JOhn: Yeah im feelin Pimp-ass
pimp-ass by zeke brackston October 18, 2008

Ass Hat Pimp

A man with unearned confidence who, in the middle of absolute chaos, believes he can talk his way into a wild foursom arrangement. Distinguished by poor timing, reckless optimism, and zero self-awareness.
Three girls showed up at Rogers basement apartment and started fighting. Instead of hiding, he tried to calm things down and pitched a group idea. Certified ass hat pimp
Ass Hat Pimp by Mind_surgeon January 18, 2026

pimp-tight-ass-shit 

the oppitamy of cool
Thats some pimp-tight-ass-shit!
pimp-tight-ass-shit by PIMP June 11, 2006

Ass Pimple  

The term for the excrutiating pimple that grows on your butt. The pimple is usually placed on a part of the ass that is responsible for accomodating pressure. Hence, why people have a hard time sitting down.
Yo I got this ass pimple and I have to sit on one cheek ALL the time!

Yo this ass pimple hurts like a bitch~!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ass Pimple by cont May 27, 2008

ass pimple 

An endearing term for someone who is constantly attached to you or mooching off of you.
"My brother is such an ass pimple, I wish he would get a job and move out of my house!"
ass pimple by MThrasher July 2, 2006

Human ass pimple

A disgusting and worthless person who is about as useful and annoying as a pimple on the butt.
Oh my gosh that guy Joe is such a Human ass pimple. Fuck that guy! Don't be like Joe.
Human ass pimple by KingOfLemuria August 18, 2019