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Pissing your ass 

When you sit at the toilet and your dick is so small that you accidently piss through the gap onto your underwear and then have to wear your piss soaked underwear until you can change them
Make sure to get an erection before you urinates so that you don't start pissing your ass

If you say "Please Stop." one more time, I'm going to piss my own ass
Pissing your ass by Diddlemeplz December 30, 2021
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pissing out of my ass 

Extreme diarrhea. Nearly pure fluid generally yellow or light brown that comes forth while attempting to shit but finding out you have this problem. Shit that actually is more like piss
Scott: "After we had that $4 all-you-can eat Chinese buffet last night, I woke up with massive stomach cramps. I went to the can and was pissing out of my ass."

Max: "yea, I had the same problem, I went to the can to take a leak, finished, fealt I had to shit, turned around, sat down and ended up pissing out of my ass!"

pissing out my ass 

The act of spewing liquid out your anus.
Dad call mom I'm pissing out my ass again.

Pissing Out Of Your Ass (POOYA) 

When you have such explosive diarrhea that is in a completely liquid form (without the lumps) and feels as if you are pissing out of your ass. There is such a strong steady stream that a passerby who hears you could easily mistaken you for taking an actual piss.
I don't know what was in that meal, but I'm sure you'll be pissing out of your ass (POOYA) for hours.

pissing out of the ass 

Some people with tourette's use it, BUT it also means talking bullshit.
1. PISS OUT A MY ASS (Le Petit Tourette South park episode)

2. I didn't mean that, i wuzz jus pissing out of the ass.
pissing out of the ass by Mustis October 24, 2008

asspassenger

A person who rides your ass constantly. That person my friends, is an asspassenger.
Your Boss. "Christ, I haven't been able to get any work done all day, because that fricken asspassenger won't leave me alone!!!!

Assassingasm

A: The effect of watching an Assassin in a movie/Video Game or real life and becoming unreasonably ecstatic or aroused.

B: Gaining elation or sexual pleasure from the art of killing someone with great skill, stealthily and/or without the victim knowing who it was that killed them.

C: Witnessing an assassination and becoming sexually aroused instead of frightened.
Person A: "Did you SEE how he lured him into the alley and then slit his throat without him seeing a THING?"
Person B: "Yeah dude! I had an Assassingasm! I think I need new pants..."

Boyfriend: -Sneaks into the room with black clothing and a knife and wakes up girlfriend-
Girlfriend: -Recognizes her BF, becomes aroused by his outfit- "You totally just gave me an assassingasm!"
Assassingasm by Torphius March 5, 2009