asleep style 

A sex position, but also a sex CONCEPT. The idea is that you ask the lady until you're good and sleeping and then to get it on with you real careful like.

'I had Tina try asleep style on me.'

'did it work?'

'Who knows man. who knows.'

asleep style by neilmobile February 12, 2006

asled 

To have been queried for your age, gender and geographical location by means of instant message, online chat, bulletin board or other form of internet-based communication.
Past tense and past participle of asl

Ack! I've just been asled!

asled by benightedbastard April 8, 2004

failing asleep 

This term describes the nightly experience of those unfortunate schmucks who just absolutely cannot fucking fall asleep, no matter how much thrashing around in bed they do or how much ruminating over past mistakes they indulge in. Instead of falling asleep, an insomniac is simply failing asleep.

Alice: "Wow, you look like hell"
Bob: "<mumble> last night I was failing asleep and couldn't stop thinking about some shit from middle school when I got my bike stolen"

failing asleep by channel_panel June 16, 2018

aslert 

When you are asleep but alert

Megan and Sara were aslert in History, ready to be called on but resting.

aslert by Negam and Aras February 15, 2010

asleepsies 

being asleep. but fuckin awesomer!

my peepsies are asleepsies!

asleepsies by Holly & Teannah November 14, 2004

Asleeo 

a typo of asleep usually made by people who don't sleep. It's easy to have typo when it's dark and that's how it is used.

Person 1: It's, so late you should sleep.
Person 2: Bro im not even asleeo

Asleeo by mizuki akiyama January 1, 2023

Asleepy 

Adj. The state between being fully asleep and fully awake; You are just awake enough to register the thought that you are sleepy.

I read your text, but I was asleepy and didn't respond.

The fire alarm went off, but he was so asleepy he decided to just stay in bed and face the consequences.

Asleepy by Carsonr January 25, 2011