richard ashcroft

English singer most famous for his work with The Verve. After the breakup of The Verve he went on to have a successful solo career.

Richard Ashcroft has an awesome voice.

richard ashcroft by Don Johnson's Johnson March 25, 2008

Matty Ashcroft 

Matty Ashcroft is a absolute weirdo who nobody really likes and often is associated with pedophiles. One of his main tricks is to take pictures of girls houses and call them gorgeous

Matty Ashcroft is a pedophile

Matty Ashcroft by joel morrison June 26, 2019

oliver ashcroft 

Oliver Ashcroft is a dickhead who stays inside all day and plays Fortnite. He shags cats

Oliver Ashcroft is a cunt.

oliver ashcroft by CreamyCrumble April 29, 2020

Ciara Ashcroft 

person with the fattest ass you will ever see but best of all, her personality is like no one else's.

Person 1: Have you heard of that Ciara Ashcroft?
Person 2: Yeah its that fit one
Person 1: No, its the one with the most amazing personality to ever exist.
Person 2: *nods head in agreement*

Ciara Ashcroft by sxm lel October 29, 2020

ashcroftian 

of or relating to ridiculous policies enacted by us attorney general John Ashcroft.

Dude, asking the library for my records is so ashcroftian.

ashcroftian by Mary Burford February 22, 2004

Ashcraft 

A large, always hungry creature, who prays upon the souls of young, innocent, high school students. The ashcraft is often seen lurking about school campuses, thriving off of its occupants by destroying all hope and joy. The ashcraft is a solitary creature who enjoys taco bell, kfc, and taking long strolls along the beach.

1. dear lord save with your baby jesus powers from the horrid ashcraft!

2. mom theres an ashcraft in my closet!

Ashcraft by i wanna do your mom February 28, 2009

asscroft 

From John Ashcroft, ex attorney-general of the US and enforcer of laws that nobody wants.
Verb: to be thrown into prison forever for something relatively minor.
Noun: reason for prison overcrowding

They caught him smoking weed and asscrofted him into the joint for 20 years.

asscroft by Edith Rudy November 17, 2006