Armitage Hux 

The hottest man in the entire star wars universe. Played by Domhnall Gleeson the hottest actor to exist.

Armitage Hux is literally so hot wtf

Armitage Hux by 3ntity July 4, 2021

Armitage Skanks 

The graceless and ropey tarts who get bonked in nightclub bogs and public shitters.

Typcially seen with their legs up at ten to two in the disabled handrails while their fetid flaps get utterly mammothed by a long queue of shitfaced bullers in a murderous and grout melting storm of lumpy spoff and aftershave.

Sanjay, the restroom attendant was seen on CCTV, with a bog brush up his shitpipe and violently wristing his mottled widge ablaze after witnessing the regular armitage skanks Kim and Yohan being stretchered out of the nightclub for emergency surgery and skin grafts on their dripping, honking twat holes.

Armitage Skanks by Herbie Dongsporran October 16, 2022

Armitage shank 

The act of shaking one's penis after urinating to remove any remaining drops of liquid.

Taken from the popular (and oft seen) British toilet manufacturer, Armitage Shanks.

Did you see that bloke? He was doin' the old Armitage Shank a bit too vigorously.

Armitage shank by crudux_cruo September 2, 2009

Armitage-Shankler 

Example of a random term uttered by an older person when the correct term alludes them. Followed by an expectation the receipient of the remark is a mind-reader or a cock-womble if they don't understand

"Pass the Armitage-Shankler please Jack", said Bob. Jack replied "An Armitage-Shankler? Do you mean the #2 Phillips Screwdriver?". "That's what I said", an exasperated Bob exclaimed

Armitage-Shankler by F34 May 11, 2025

richard armitage 

A very tall, moody actor, best known for his role as Thorin Oakenshield in the Hobbit. Has dreamy blue eyes and a big heart.

Richard Armitage;
Person who meets Richard: wow... I would totally climb that tree.

richard armitage by 80s girl January 19, 2019

Skye Isabelle Armitage 

beautiful girl, She can be your best friend or your worst enemy, very loyal, confident, talkative, always uses filter, loves her besties, loves dori and myself. She is there always for you, only wears Jumpers, Tights and loves candles

Person 1: "Who is the sexiest in the wold?"
Person 2: "Skye Isabelle Armitage!!!!!"
Person 1: "Hell yeah!!!!"

Skye Isabelle Armitage by PPMuncher22 August 22, 2022

Mr Armitage

The most awesome teacher you could ask for,✨ y o u ‘ r e l u c k y✨

Kid in my class: gm Mr avocado
Everyone: 👁👁
Him: it’s Mr Armitage!

Mr Armitage by Joemamadead May 21, 2021