Arken 

Arken is the kindest person and who’s very loyal. Arken will truly loves you without any love in a return. A very hot person, tall and funny. Arken will be there for you no matter what, life is very easy with Arken and he’s very loved by people around him. In nutshell he’s the best boyfriend ever.

Someone: i am like Arken
Me: omg be mine.

Arken is the most beautiful person on earth.

Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021

One-Armed Scissor 

Vodka and Red Bull in Toronto.

It's a good thing we have nationalized health care because I did four one-armed scissors last night, eh?

One-Armed Scissor by BcozTheNite November 13, 2007

Arken 

Arken is the kindest person and loyal. Arken is very hot, tall and funny. He will truly love you without getting love in a return, a trust worthy and the best person you can meet. Arken is a perfect boyfriend; unique, special and everyone around him loves him. It’s hard to forget about Arken. Life is easier with him.
Being with Arken is a heaven and no one can take his place, if you find Arken don’t let him go.

Someone: I am like Arken.
Me: Omg! Be mine.

In a nutshell Arken is very precious and rare to find.

Arken by Loveeofmylife January 27, 2021

Bat Arsed 

Next level up from rat arsed. To be absolutely steam boated beyond return. Bat arsed is a sacred level of pissed which worshippers of life seek on the weekend. Bat arsed state is achieved by robbing tinnes from Tesco, prank calling your mates mum for a blowie at least twice so she thinks your serious, not eating a single fucking nut on the day of bat arsery and seeing off at least 10 shots of pure stink. When bat arsed thou must expect to piss thy self so don't wear your best pair of Lonsdale undies and remember if any cunt tries to tell you you're to bat arsed put your fucking mush down and windmill the shit out of that worthless piece of cum.

Joe: Hey Ben, last weekend was awesome we got so bat arsed. How about we tone it down a notch tonight and get fucking shit wrecked?

Ben: Shut the fuck up Joe you little pussy, I wanna try force my floppy in an 18 stone train wreck of a woman and shit on my own floor tonight, so I'm definitely going for the bat arsed option. You're such a little bitch

Bat Arsed by NewyIsMassiv March 11, 2017

Arkadii 

Is hot and his cock is giant

Girl: Arkadii! I wanna suck your cock!
Arkadii: Give me 50$ then you may suck 10 mins

Arkadii by Psup November 29, 2010

The guy who asked 

A legendary character full of gigachad energy. He is willing to save you from any situation in which no one asked.

Yo bro do you know the guy who asked?

The guy who asked by ToxicAdam July 12, 2022

One Armed Ginger 

When a ginger man shoves his entire arm up another man’s rectum in an attempt to steal his soul. As we all know gingers do not have souls

Matt thought he was going to have a nice quiet night, unfortunately Aaron tried to perform a one armed ginger.

One Armed Ginger by CJ2K8 August 20, 2018