ass ape 

someone who "rides your ass" (annoys,nags,harrasses) constantly.

My boss is a total ass ape.

ass ape by rob roy57 February 14, 2009

runnin like a striped ass ape 

when a joint is rolled unevenly, and burns only on one side.

when an ass wipe tries to roll and fails, epically, causing it to burn wrong, then getting his ass kicked afterwards, so u call this runnin like a striped ass ape.

runnin like a striped ass ape by snj8594 April 24, 2010