Agile 

Agile is a generalized term for a group of anti-social behaviors used by office workers to avoid doing any work while simultaneously giving the appearance of being insanely busy. Agile methods include visual distraction, subterfuge, camouflage, psycho-babble, buzzwords, deception, disinformation, and ritual humiliation. It has nothing to do with the art and practice of software engineering.

That crap was built using Agile.

Worker A: Couldn't we be a bit more Agile?
Worker B: How?
Worker A: Let's order pizza at the Kanban.

Agile by ALT-F4 November 28, 2012

Agility

The ability to change direction quickly in response to a stimulus. One of the key components in sport performance.

John may not be able to run the length of himself, but damn he's agile.

For some positions in football, agility is king.

Agility by Arsenal6 July 6, 2018

agilen 

Monalisa's husband ❤️

Hey Agilen, where's Monalisa?

agilen by MissyMons May 8, 2021

Agile 

Organized mind numbing micromanagement.

He figured out how to double the battery life but since the agile practice strictly forbids thinking outside the current task, his design wasn't acknowledged. Due to insubordination he will not be receiving a bonus this year.

Agile by nuninthemorning October 21, 2018

agile process

When all data center employees can not eat, sleep or work on anything else because their client is working with absolutely no plan, process or sanity

No, you do not understand what I am doing because I am working in an agile process instead of reality.

agile process by agilekiller February 22, 2011

Agile 

Doesn't fucking work, but doesn't fucking matter.

Let's be agile on this project.

Agile by SgtThursday November 5, 2019

agile beast 

"Agile Beast" is an alias for the drummer of Arctic Monkeys, Matt Helders. It is sometimes written on the face of his bass drum.

"My favourite drummer is definately Matt Helders".
"The Agile Beast"?

agile beast by death_ramp February 26, 2018