Octahedron-access 

This is when you reach a state in the universe so unimaginably dank and ironic that you gain access to a new ironic state of octahedron.

You may now access the octahedron.

The octahedron has become available in the shop. Would you like to buy?

That CARBON bASeD lifeform just managed to gain octahedron-access!

Octahedron-access by Quantum_memes September 6, 2017

Accidanal 

When you ready to drown in the pussy but end up swimming through the butt! #Drake

Jonathan, bruh I was smashing Olivia last night, and I could have sworn I had my dick up in her pussy making her feel it in her toes! Turns out It was fucking accidanal! Still gave that bitch some heavenly truffle butter tho!

Accidanal by YoFuckDora July 21, 2016

access media 

1.) Corporate advertisers posing as journalists who try to pass off their reviews, commentary, and other content as unbiased reporting. So long as their coverage is positive, they are rewarded with access to things like press junket parties, film sets, celebrity interviews, and early access to things like theme park rides or video game releases.

2.) Synonym of shill.

"Hey, did you read that story on the rides at Galaxy's Edge on Collider? They totally loved Smugglers Run. I wanna go renew my Season Pass!"

"Collider? Those guys are access media. I'll wait for a review from someone who doesn't bend the knee to Emperor Mickey."

access media by David St.John Smythe June 5, 2019

Quiet accident 

An espionage term for a murder made to resemble an ordinary accident.

Harry Palmer witnessed a death by car, with all the marks of a KGB quiet accident.

Quiet accident by I, Wreckerrr October 24, 2016

reader's accent 

When you pronounce words funny because you've never actually heard them out loud before, you just read a lot of books

Person 1: That was a great "seg-you" in the conversation
Person 2: You mean segue?
Person 1: Yeah, please excuse my reader's accent.

reader's accent by seveneightn9ne October 28, 2012

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The real new year’s excitement is from this thing being updated and having a new urban dictionary definition so that bored people can be distracted for the amount of time it takes for the definition to load before they realize it’s some stupid unfunny “meta” joke that’s been done 99 times before or another generic “Omg you must be so bored to have searched/copy and pasted this!!!!”

Bored person: *copy pastes* © 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request
Bored person: omg I distracted myself from boredom and the fact that I am not doing anything productive and the slow crawl of time for a few seconds by searching this.

© 1999-2023 Urban Dictionary ® adshelpprivacyterms of servicedmcaaccessibility statementreport a buginformation collection noticedata subject access request by TheDumbestMostUnfunnyPerson January 6, 2023

Accident 

Me and you probably

"I'm a accident and i'm proud"

Accident by Stay in drugs, dont do school. January 27, 2019