abort the food baby 

Taking a huge dump after eating an even bigger meal. Often feels like you have lost a significant amount of weight and often appears as if the bulge in your stomach is gone.

I really had to abort the food baby before my meeting since I ate so much at the Indian Buffet.

abort the food baby by gradschoolfool January 27, 2010

abort a turd 

The act of expelling a shit early, before it is naturally ready to be given birth to. Such an act results in excrutiating pain and usually an increase in blood pressure, rather than the euphoric sensation experienced when dropping a turd as nature planned.

Christ on a bike, that curry last night was so hot I had to abort a turd, it absolutely killed!

abort a turd by Nigel Fleming July 9, 2006

abort kyler 

e-boy who thinks he has control over women’s bodies and is homophobic™️

“i would be best friends with a gay person,, do i support it no”
“damn what a # abort kyler move!”

abort kyler by rejinaaauhh July 23, 2019

abort the mission 

Reversing a decision to embark on a chosen course of action, which at first appeared advantageous and justifiable, but upon closer inspection was revealed to have potentially undesirable or disastrous consequences.

Example 1:

Jim: Damn Tammy looks fine and she been checking me the whole night. Imma tap dat ass for sure.

Mike: Yo, might want to rethink that. I heard she got gonorrhea.

Jim: Yikes, abort the mission!!

Example 2:

Alex: We been standing in line for like 30 minutes. Forget this I’m walking right pass the bouncer.

Gary: Ummm, Dwayne tried that last week and the bouncer broke his nose.

Alex: Whoa, abort the mission.

Example 3:

Jane: So we gonna hit up Fo Chang Restaurant. Its $5.00 all you can eat.

Natasha: Nah abort the mission. Last time I ate there I had the runs for 2 days.

abort the mission by MrDoodle November 13, 2011

abort an aberration 

While doing something, to realize, through an epiphany, that it is meaningless/retargerous, and therefore abandon the project before it turns into a Frankenstein nightmare

I'd rather abort an aberration than go travelling 'round the world like gypsies and pirates

abort an aberration by Uncle Dimma August 13, 2016

abort lunch 

A massive diarrhea about thirty minutes after eating a meal with some funky bacteria living on it. Usually associated with the hair on the back of the neck standing on end in the moments prior to relief. Sometimes the soda still has fizz and hastily chewed food can be identified. Great relief is felt and your day proceeds normally thereafter.

Guy: "I need a spot! I got thirty seconds 'till abort lunch!"
Girl: "I told you not to eat all those shrimp with the turd veins still in."
Guy: "shut up. Help me find something to wipe with! NOW!!!"

abort lunch by gyo December 9, 2012

abort mission

during sex, when a man has to pull out of his girls' vagina abruptly, refering to the sperm not being able to "complete their mission"

"dude, i was handlin business, and about to creampie the bitch, but i remembered suzie had went off the pill and had to abort mission."

abort mission by ugodown October 13, 2011