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aborting coitus 

An exlamatory phrase used by the male individual prior to sex after surreptitiously sniffing his fingers which have swabbed the vagina of his potential mate.
Benjamin pushed his index finger deeply into the prostitute's vagina, and while she wasn't looking, sniffed it. It smelled like rotten fish and old cheese, so he screamed 'ABORTING COITUS' and ran from the room.
aborting coitus by CosmicBuffalo December 14, 2015

go ascotting 

You had a rough week and you want to grab your boys and 'tie one on'
"Hey buddy I've had a shitty week and looking to go ascotting, you game?"
go ascotting by myboyblue! May 13, 2016

Abboying 

Someone who is obsessed with boys and annoying.
Ugh, Linda is so abboying!”
Abboying by theblaize May 24, 2020

Aimbotting 

A metaphor used when someone is too superior/ skilled over their competitor that the competitor begins to think this person has rigged the match.
Yo what the fuck man, did you see how Terrance got first place again in Kahoot? he’s fucking aimbotting bro!

Abouting 

Ex: Yesterday we abouted about my favourite movie(past tense)

I am abouting harry potter with my friend
Abouting by alexandrarocas November 4, 2021

Abouting 

Is a brain queef i have had typing
“Are you mocking me” no but now I’m thinking abouting.
Abouting by Queefantor December 1, 2024