Peter with a Beaver Face 

Peter with a Beaver Face is usually somebody that isn't very good looking and often look like Donkey from Shrek. Peter with a Beaver Face are most likely to take part in fake gangs usually Crips or Hells Angels. Peter with a Beaver Face are often spastic and rude but sometimes they also steal, do not attempt to give them any type of drug it usually doesn't end well, often results with them trying to attack you the next day from withdrawal. Overall Peter with a Beaver Face Isn't a good guy to be around at all.

Person 1 Hey it's that Peter with a Beaver Face stay away from him he might try to suck your dick for bag darts!

Person 2 Yeah fuck that kid, he better keep his distance from me or I'll beat in his ugly Peter with a Beaver Face

Peter with a Beaver Face by Peter with a Beaver Face May 24, 2019

A beaver attempt 

To attempt to give a ladies pleasure parts some horizontal refreshment, only to discover that it is far to hairy and looks like Bob marley in a leglock, thus you calling a taxi and going home.

Bloke in pub: Here mate went for a beaver attempt with this lass last night only to discover i needed to get the council in to trim her bush.

A beaver attempt by lenrod the 1st September 2, 2008

A Bakers Dozen 

A Bakers Dozen is 13 of something. 12 is a dozen, but because bakers used to have extra dough left over after baking a dozen loaves of bread, they gathered it up to make one more!

Man: Woah man you've got so many cookies, give me some!
Man2: No way, dude! I only have a bakers dozen!

A Bakers Dozen by TheSillySausage May 26, 2016

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine 

Jim Bean, Jack Daniels, José Cuervo, Wild Turkey, and Goldschläger.

Served in a large shot glass; tastes like fire.

Person 1: "Goddam... what WAS that?! I'm breathing fire over here!"

Person 2: "Two Rednecks and a Beaner Chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine.... it'll make your balls grow bigger."

Two Rednecks and a Beaner chasing a Turkey down a Goldmine by Pilotguy44 February 4, 2010

Painting a Beaver

Not to be confused with beavering paint. The act of applying a fresh coat to a beaver, normally in an up and down motion like using a paintbrush. Tho counter intuitive considering the moist nature of Castor Canadensis, it is believed that the average beaver will enjoy semi regular seeing too. And go out of their way to get painted as often as possible.

Glen - 'what are you up to this weekend simon?'
Simon - 'you know i was thinking of painting a beaver with my tongue'

Painting a Beaver by The Gentleman Phraser October 11, 2019

pullling a baker 

1.) Wearing a ron jon shirt and sharktooth necklace paired with a crazy eye and timberlands.

2.) Relentlessly sucking the cock of anyone and everyone in charge of you.

3.) Not giving a fuck about anyone besides yourself

1.) "I was at the bar last night and I saw this asshole pulling a baker . He couldn't get laid to save his life"

2.) "I stopped by the office yesterday and I saw this guy totally pulling a baker with the boss.

3.) "Dude totally fucked all of us over, he really pulled a baker."

"pullling a baker"

pullling a baker by baker hater 6969 December 20, 2008

i've got a beaver

when someone has a fever for a lady's beaver.

Guy: "Man, I haven't been laid in weeks!"
Girl: "Oh yeah, you got yourself a fever for the gine?"
Guy: "Yes, I've got a beaver!"

i've got a beaver by GlazeHer January 1, 2014