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7up rule 

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.
Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule
7up rule by jumpman98 September 6, 2016
A gay man who has never had the pussy - and never will. (This is a throwback to the famous 7Up ads in the early 80s.)

See Also: Gold Star Gay
"He's a 7Up gay. When it comes to pussy, baby? Never had it - ah hah hah! - never will!"
7Up Gay by HotchkissHo June 23, 2019

Detroit 7up

A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.
"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.
Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.
Fingered The 7up Cake by 7upcake February 8, 2021

Crystal 7up 

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks
Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up
Crystal 7up by AySly February 2, 2023

Yup yup 7up 

Person 1: yo man yup yup 7up
Person 2: yhyh let's go
Yup yup 7up by Auto corrector 1 January 5, 2022