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PX Ranger
Any retard in the U.S. Army that goes to the PX, buys military awards and/or decorations that they didn’t earn and then pins them on their chest so that they can go around looking like a hero. These yahoos often claim to have served in the Rangers or Force Recon or some other elite unit, but that they got out because of an injury or because they got tired of the B.S.
Private Snuffy – “Hey, that new mess sergeant is a bad ass. He served with the Rangers in Vietnam, Panama, Afghanistan and Iraq. He says that he got a field commission to Captain after he won the Silver Star but he got busted back down and kicked out of the Infantry because he punched his CO in the face.”
Sergeant – “He’s full of crap.”
Private Snuffy – “No way, I saw his rack of ribbons and his Ranger tab on his shoulder.”
Sergeant – “Damnit, haven’t you ever heard of a PX ranger? Besides. How old was he during Nam? Two?”
Sergeant – “He’s full of crap.”
Private Snuffy – “No way, I saw his rack of ribbons and his Ranger tab on his shoulder.”
Sergeant – “Damnit, haven’t you ever heard of a PX ranger? Besides. How old was he during Nam? Two?”
PX Soldier
A US Army soldier/airmen/ Marine/Sailor who goes out and buys all the latest after market non-issue military gear from the PX (post exchange). This equipment includes leg holsters for pistols, radio pouches, CamelBak backpacks survival knives etc. They may also order online from a military surplus website like US Cavalry, Ranger Joe or Brigade Quartermaster. The PX Soldier will usually buy this gear for a upcoming deployment but is usually seen wearing it for training exercises. The PX soldier is inspired by seeing special forces members on the news, in the movies or a television show. Most people who have deployed are a little bit guilty of buying some kind of non-issue military equipment for a deployment but the PX Soldier overdoes it. They hope to be mistaken for a special forces operator. Ironically the main culprits will be those not in combat arms or have jobs where they never have to go outside the wire on convoys or combat missions.
Soldier 1 "See that guy over there is he in Recon or a SEAL?"
Soldier 2 "Hell no. He's a cook that's a PX soldier
Soldier 2 "Hell no. He's a cook that's a PX soldier
PX Soldier by The people's Sgt September 8, 2013
PX Chaser
A man or woman who marries a military member for the benefits, like getting access to the PX. It was her dream to go to that big PX in the sky.
Ex: Cox married his wife and joined the military for six years enlistment upon finding out she was pregnant, only to find out halfway through he was not the father of the child and she was a PX chaser and lied about the parentage to get the military benefits. Instead of wallowing in depression more now she got him into a human bondage contract and cheated on him and how the baby wasn’t his, he went to ten thousand won alley and celebrated being single.
PX Chaser by Littlescoutfinch December 15, 2019
PX Money
When you don't care about how much money is being spent for an event and splurge because you know that next paycheck is going to hit without fault.
Craig: Damn these beers at this show cost $20 each.
Jake: Don't worry about it bro, they are on me. I got that PX Money
Jake: Don't worry about it bro, they are on me. I got that PX Money
PX Money by Franssssss January 30, 2025