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Large amazing pizza pies that are purchased usually in areas of NY and NJ for only $5. The establishments that sell them are usually Mafia run.
I love $5 pies. How are these guys able to sell such a great thing for such a low price?

They murder people in cold blood.

Oh
$5 Pie by J.N. Growling July 7, 2010

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$5 wrench attack 

An attempt to breach a security system by attacking its human element rather than the technology itself. Most commonly used in the crypto sphere to describe tricking or extorting someone into giving up NFTs or cryptocurrency.

Named after an xkcd comic in which a man's laptop is hacked by hitting him with a "$5 wrench" until he tells the attackers his password.
Danny's having a rough week. He lost all his apes to a $5 wrench attack.
$5 wrench attack by thehuw November 9, 2022
In New York City, which has the nation's highest tobacco taxes. In the city, a carton of Marlboros costs about $95, including $42.50 in state and local taxes.

As a result, "buttleggers" - operating, with the assistance of some store owners on the Poospatuck Indian Reservation have become some of the state's biggest dealers in untaxed cigarettes.-They buy large quantities of cigarettes on the reservation and resell them in the city at a big markup. Some of those packs wind up on the shelves of convenience stores and bodegas. Others are sold on the street by "$5 men."
buttleggers is also a variety of this type of work
Go see the $5 men for you cigs, they are on every corner
$5 men by Mr Cigar September 16, 2009

$5 Footlong

that $5 footlong gave me an std, now i know why it was so cheap.
$5 Footlong by Jburr January 27, 2009

$5 dollar Challenge 

The origins of the $5 dollar challenge is stonersunited.com. The challenge involves finding the largest shampoo bottle one owns, and inserting it into their anus for a prize.
Hey? Did you hear? Rainy won the $5 dollar challenge!
$5 dollar Challenge by m3rk September 12, 2009