Matthew 

Matthews are commonly hipster and really rad. If you meet a Matthew, be sure to tell him how totally fly he is. He likes to get jiggy with it and can help you with guitar. Number 1 quarter back but be careful because his dad is strict on him. He's tall, muscular, brown hair, perm, italian, and wants to slide the snap shawty.

Matthew: Slide that snap, shawty
Rebecca: OMG totes on it Matthew!

Matthew by ONLYSHMOOB March 7, 2021

matthew Siu 

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

matthew Siu by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

Matthew Chastain

Failure, good at like nothing, weak

omg is that Matthew, he is really a Matthew Chastain

Matthew Chastain by burb!!! March 12, 2021

matthewmus

The void king
He is an ancient deity who has powers above all if required to he can temporarily manifest into our reality, he is aware you are reading this

Damn Dave was like matthewmus, being all that aware and stuff

matthewmus by Matthewmus March 17, 2021

Matthew 

Matthew Has the biggest penis in the world at a wopping 24 inches and is lightskin and 15 foot 11 and has a bunch of slaves

Matthew had sex with 40 people

Matthew by Glorz March 18, 2021

matthewfvx 

A really odd, yet amusing mural I have. They are also rlly obsessed w Spencer Reid & it’s weird asf. I <3 their neopronouns tho

matthewfvx is a very peculiar person but they are pretty cool!! (ily molly)

matthewfvx by lesbianrhee March 29, 2021

Matthew sped

A man with big boi pp and boobies

Omg Matthew sped with the big boobies

Matthew sped by Speedypatt March 30, 2021