brow blind [idiot]

One's inability to see an obvious calamity about to reign down upon them.

Brian got drunk at work and hit on his boss' secretary yesterday morning and is about to be fired but he doesn't even know it. He is so "brow blind idiot"

brow blind [idiot] by sudra21 January 29, 2009

the forum idiot 

seems to think freedom of speach is a licence to write whatever old nonsense he or she likes, yet doesnt grant this luxury to anyone who dares disagree with them. Harbours some pretty abhorrent views on minorities, but usually stops short of actually admiting their true feelings. Gets incredibly angry when reading sensationalised tabloid headlines, believes everything they have ever been told by anyone. Trys to end debates with "well thats your view!!!!!", probably punctuates posts with an insane amount of smilies

arrrgghh! I saw a muslim (well he looked muslim :-) :-( ) park in a disabled bay today, with his bleedin boyfriend!!!!!!! :-()()()()( :-xxxx I DONT KNOW WHY WE DONT JUST GO AND LIVE IN RUSSIA!!!!!!!!!!111111!!!!!!!!!! the forum idiot

the forum idiot by baggadagger44444 March 25, 2010

Flat Pack Idiot 

Flat pack idiot: someone who has very little common sense or engineering skills. Therefore making them completely incapable of following the basic instructions typically which come with flat pack furniture

F*ck me Dave, you are a right "Flat Pack Idiot", have you not finished that bookcase yet!

Flat Pack Idiot by World of Pain October 12, 2011

Mother Fuckin Idiot 

A mother fuckin idiot is a person who think they look exactly like DWANE THE FUCKIN ROCK JOHNSON! !!!!!!

That Mother Fuckin idiot shit his GOD DAMN pants again!!!

Mother Fuckin Idiot by Jiggabeats November 28, 2018

bwossom._the.idiot

A super good amazing tiktoker and there so loyal ily you so much bby if you see this! 🥺💕
Your so mf kind AND NO ME AND HER ARE NOT DATING ily so much omg your so mf pretty and your avatars are great 💕💕💕💕💕💕💕💕
LOVE YOU BBY
ALSO PLEASE BE MINE YOUR PRETTY ASF 😍

bwossom._the.idiot IS SO CUTE 😍😍😍

bwossom._the.idiot by bwossom._the.idiot Fanpage April 28, 2021

Stupid Fucking Idiot 

a simpler way of telling the person that she is a Dehydrated-rock-hard stupid person that probably looks at a frog and fucking bites it thinking it's a hamburger before even thinking that it might be very dangerous to eat a "hamburger" that was stuck in a fucking tree IN THE MIDDLE OF THE FOREST.
You goddamn piece of shit

Robert: ayooo just found chocolate icecream in the floor of your dog's little house, let't eat it
William: what the fuck Robert, you Stupid Fucking Idiot. that's shit, that's dog shit, how idiot can you fucking be you piece of shit, why would a chocolate icecream be lying on the floor of my dog's house you Neanderthal
Robert: eating the shit so it's not ice cream?

Stupid Fucking Idiot by HectorButWith"Vi"InsteadOf"He" May 28, 2021

Pathetic, fucking idiot

Kids and adolescents, that think they're cool, because they use slangs and smoke weed. Mostly age 13-16.

A: You saw Jerry last night smoking indica?
B: Yes, what a pathetic, fucking idiot. A fucker thinking he's cool.

Pathetic, fucking idiot by _mk_ps_ October 16, 2017