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warped tour 

warped tour is dead and gone
the warped tour used to be a place, where as a young punk i used to go to get my ass schooled by older people and enjoy true punk music with a handfull of miscreants who abused the title of punk, but unfortunately now the entire lineup of the warped tour seems to be a bunch of bands who appeal to suicidal pre self actualized children who cry to their sorry excuse dfor punk noise while their parents plan their ivy league education, it is a fuckin shame...
warped tour by Field April 13, 2006
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To be under the influence of alchohol.
"Let's go get wayned."
"I'm soo wayned!"
wayned by God March 28, 2005
Person who pretends to be a 'Goth' or 'Sweaty' 24/7m but removes all the metalgear and make-up when in the presence of Mom & Pop prior to going out for an evening meal.

Named after Brian Warner a.k.a. Marilyn Manson, who looks TOTALLY DIFFERENT without make-up and contact lenses!
"Did you see Jim the other day in the library? I couldn't believe it - the guy's a REAL Warner!"
warner by Neil Baxter September 23, 2005

Josh Warner 

(N) a stage of famousness where everyone who does not know of the person in question should know and be reprimanded as such.
Chuck Norris is approaching a state of Josh Warner

Warped Tour 

Best place to mosh with your fellows-in-arms to AFI, the best band in the world! I can't wait for summer!
I broke my arm when Davey Havok landed on me after he jumped off the stage, but it is the greatest honor on earth to be physically hurt by the lead singer for the greatest band on earth!

john wayned 

Getting slammed (shot) from behind when your not looking (usually used in online video games). The cheapest way to get a kill since your opponent has no idea where you are and does not have a chance to fight back.
WTF! That fag, Kevin, john wayned me two times already... what a noobmuffin. Chuck, this kid blows at every game thats involves controllers. At least Tim, Chris, and Mark don't crouch around the whole level and then camp in the back behind the soda machines... what a homo.
john wayned by T. Smizzle August 20, 2006
A Somali Lander term to get somebody's attention, or to call out somebody.
WARNEHO!! whats goin on?
Warneho by frag man April 23, 2009