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me transmitte sursum, Caledoni! 

"Beam me up, Scotty!" in the Latin language.
What a boring place this is---me transmitte sursum, Caledoni!

Trangitis 

The way I feel sick when I am without Trang, alone or with other people. At this time it is not believed that trangitis is contagious.
Symptoms of trangitis include lonliness, loss of appetite, difficulty concentrating, and an inability to smile without thinking about Trang.
Trangitis by Mike December 6, 2004

Sexually Transmitted Dog

A dog, usually small and yappy, that is unwillingly acquired when a sexual partner moves into ones residence.
"Dude!! My girlfriend gave me a STD!"
"What, like herpes or something?"
"Nah man, a sexually transmitted dog. A white, fluffy, irritating Maltese Terrier named Paris that yaps all night and poops on my lawn. I so would not have slept with her if I knew that she was a carrier."

Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) 

Contracted when someone sings a bad song and it gets stuck in someone else's head.
I totally got a Musically Transmitted Disease (MTD) from her when she started singing Rod Stewart. I can't get it out of my head.

Textually Transmitted Disease 

When you're on an instant messaging program, and you copy and paste something someone else has instant messaged, and you end up getting their font style.
Oh noes! I copied what you said on AIM and you gave me a textually transmitted disease!

In Transition 

A euphemism for someone out of work and looking for a new job.
Instead of saying, "I just got canned" or, "I worked my butt off for that company for years and they laid me off with a lame severance" you can simply say "I'm in transition."