Drapes

The hanging meaty area of a female’s vagina

It was a cold winter evening with my wife and my penis was cold, it was ok after we started having sex because she had them drapes.

Drapes by Nipple Knockers October 14, 2021

Grape Drape 

Like Teabagging but with an asshole riddled with Hemorrhoids.
The act of a man/woman draping their lovely grapes all over the victims face/mouth.

Sharlene: "Oi Barry, there's a deep red snail trail down me chin"
Barry: "Got ya with the plump ones again"
Sharlene: "You grape drape me again, and I'll fuckin' make them your new testes"

Grape Drape by Narokath February 23, 2015

Ape drape 

Not to be confused with the mullet, an ape drape is a similar hairstyle. They are both short in the front and long in the back. In comparison, an ape drape is longer than a Norco Neckwarmer, which is longer than a mullet.

You can go to Riverside and get one, too. Then you’ll have an ape drape like I do.

Ape drape by Jinx_Defusing November 7, 2021

wrinkled grape drapes 

old saggy shriveled testicles that look like raisins or small balls
nuts that need scrotum rejuvenation

dude!! stop smacking my ass with your wrinkled grape drapes!!!

damn!! i'm not tea bagging those old wrinkled grape drapes!!!

wrinkled grape drapes by EG67 July 22, 2011

sitting on the drapes 

Having a large vagina.

That woman's got to be sitting on the drapes.

sitting on the drapes by Kung-fu Zombie April 15, 2005

drawed up 

to have arms folded, especially when cold. pronounced drawed up. drawn up

mus be cold in her, erbody drawed up.

drawed up by viciousk February 1, 2008

Draperise

A phrase meaning to take the work of a colleague or friend and present this as your own, taking all credit.

Any errors in the work are blamed on the original contributor.

I was attending a presentation held by my manager when I realised that my manager was presenting my work, taking all credit - I had just been draperised.

Draperise by Draperised November 16, 2022