Deuceberg 

(doose-berg)

-noun

1. a large floating mass of shit, detached from the anus, and floating adrift in the toilet.
2. When your turd is sufficiently buoyant to expose a small portion of itself above the surface of the water, leaving the rest of the turd below the surface.

There's a deuceberg loose in the women's room big enough to sink the Titanic.

Deuceberg by Wilson Jason January 13, 2011

Deuce-nap 

When you use the bathroom stall at work to catch up on some zzz's.

Hey Jen, hold my calls, I'm gonna take a quick deuce-nap.

Deuce-nap by Eudai November 10, 2013

deuce patrol 

The act of doing a fly by at the nearest shitting hole. This is usually an office formality to ensure that the shitting stalls are safe to use, and free from the interoffice bathroom chatters and fuckwits. In some cases, an announcement among friends is done to either warn of inadequate shit conditions or to call an "all clear" for ass slams.

Thank god Juan just went on deuce patrol . I am crowning and that fucker Mark has been hanging out in the bathroom eating pistachios all fucking afternoon. I just want to shit in peace!

deuce patrol by DarthAss March 31, 2017

Deuce Spade 

A blue haired boy from the game twisted wonderland. Hes so fucking sweet snd would practically die for his mother. He had bad preteen years because he was a delinquent, but he’s now trying to be an honors student for his mother!!!

Oh my gods I love Deuce Spade so much!

Deuce Spade by imreallyfuckinggay November 4, 2022

zeus deuce

A Zeus duece is a shit of epic proportions. It's when you take a shit and all you see is shit and the water is gone. Thats how big of a shit it is

Guy 1: Hey I just looked at the toiletbowl, Why is there a huge shit and no water?

Guy 2:I jus took a zeus deuce

zeus deuce by antoniown January 19, 2011

second-hand deuce

When you have to sit and shit on a still-warm toilet seat just used by another man's hairy ass.

I hated to do it, but I had to shit so bad, I had to experience a second-hand deuce! Adn there was still a hair on the seat!

second-hand deuce by thamongrel May 11, 2008

Dip N' Deuce 

A procedure used by high school kids that enables one to secretly and safely obtain a nicotine dose while attending school. A student will ask to use the restroom with intent to achieve a Dip N' Deuce. The student will occupy a toilet stall while useing chewing tobbaco. When the person has a satisfactory nicotine dose the tobacco is easily spit into the toliet and the evidence can be flushed away.

Person 1: Dude I'm feining for some dip, I'm gonna pack a lip in the hallway.

Person 2: Good luck. I had a rightous Dip N' Deuce last class.

Person 1: Oh you're so lucky. My teacher is a bitch and won't let me go to the bathroom.

Dip N' Deuce by SAZ the Cowboy October 19, 2011