Hit with the buns

To be rejected or denied by someone or something

boy: hey cutie, wanna go on a date?

girl: no thanks, you're ugly

boy: man I just got hit with the buns!

Hit with the buns by Chunky Boy 625 October 6, 2009

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shark in the buns

A parlor trick played on one of your unsuspecting friends (or strangers.) When someone is bending over to pick up something, you put your hands together flat to make a shark fin. Then you shove it in their asscrack and yell 'SHARK IN THE BUNS!'

Hilarity ensues. Bonds are made and broken.

'Hey, I dropped my pen can you pick it up for me?... SHARK IN THE BUNS!!'

shark in the buns by The Big LeChowski October 25, 2006

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buns • Bunson • bunsen burner • Bunsen • Bunse • Bunset • BUNS lad • buns of steel • Buns Town • bunscathing

I'd like to bridge your buns right open

A crass pickup line, typically directed at girls with the name Bridget (for the "Bridge" effect), but can apply to any girl (or guy if that's your bag). Means "I'd like to spread your buttcheeks apart and stick my male sex organ in your anus."

Man: What's your name, cutie?
Woman: Bridget.
Man: Oh yeah? I'd like to bridge your buns right open.
*Man gets a drink in the face and a hard kick in the crotch*

Meaghan's a waffle crapper, I'd bridge her buns right open.

I'd like to bridge your buns right open by Primo Jonez September 2, 2007

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Puncha yo buns

To punch someone in the butt.

Person 1: Get back here or I'mma puncha yo buns!

Person 2: NEVEEEEER!

Puncha yo buns by HintHint September 17, 2012

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snuggle buns

One who has buns that are so soft and shapely that they beg to be snuggled with.

Chris finds Astrid's buns so delicious that he has nicknamed her "snuggle buns".

snuggle buns by chris and astrid August 15, 2007

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get some buns

A slang term associated with getting some ass, getting lucky, having sex, etc

Dude, Im so horny I really need to get some buns!
- Me too!!

get some buns by yourmomgoestocollegetoo June 14, 2012

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bibble buns

A large set of buttocks, heavily laden with cellulite, with a tendency to jiggle when set into motion.

Check out Betty bibble buns over there - I wouldn't be caught dead in a bathing suit if my ass looked like that.

bibble buns by Rod Brock July 24, 2006

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