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M5 Stuart 

The upgraded variant of the M3 Stuart. Howerver, its 37 mm cannon was crappy against the newer german tanks it encountered in WW2 Europe. It's armor was also weak making it easy to hit, but fought against the Japanese well in the Pacific.
Tank Commander: God damn it! Another fucking ricochet on that PzIV.
Gunner: This M5 Stuart sucks ass.
*tank gets hit and explodes*
M5 Stuart by Kim Jong II April 17, 2013
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dirty stuart

The Dirty Stuart is when you funnel dirty bong water up your anus and shart it all over a pregnant woman
Yo James gave Tina a massive dirty Dirty Stuart last week.. the cunt still smells like bong water
dirty stuart by Madmouth97 April 1, 2020

The Stuart Smalley Generation 

aka "Millennial Generation", aka "Entitlement Generation". Currently self described "Greatest Generation"'; Those born between 1982 and 1992 with an "entitlement" attitude. In reference to the Saturday Night Live character "Stuart Smalley" as performed by Al Franken.
"The Stuart Smalley Generation" "I'm good enough, I'm smart enough and dog gone it, people like me!" -- Stuart Smalley, SNL (Al Franken) Tag Line

nigga stuart 

Ayee look it’s a nigga Stuart
nigga stuart by GnagIccug96 October 9, 2019

mary stuart 

someone who forces another person to bend over and takes a piss in their butthole.
person 1: damn i got mary stuarted so hard last night my ass is all slippery

person 2: holy penis!

a stuart 

when an individual exposes his/her pubic hair by mistake or without knowing its out
stuart:watch me hang from this bar

robbie:ok

stuart jumps and grabs onto bar*

robbie:AAAAAW DUDE THTS SICK!

stuart:what?

looks down and notices*

stuart:OOH SHIT

jumps down and covers

stuart has done a stuart
a stuart by finallyaddedthis July 18, 2010

Tyler Stuart 

He has a tiny bent baby carrot πŸ₯•
Me: look at Tyler Stuart πŸ˜‚
Tyler: My carrots bent πŸ˜₯