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Politician 

A person who dodges questions as a job
Person 1: Them politicians are unreliable.
Person 2: IKR?!
Politician by Mini_fuzz_ball May 22, 2020

Politician 

If you're black and you support Trump, do you ever ask yourself whether he would do the same for you when you get kicked off the plane for not wearing a mask? Do you also ask yourself whether Biden is any better for trying to force you to wear one?
No matter what they tell you, a politician is not on your side. They dont give a fuck about you or your vote, it's a number to them. You're old enough to know this already.
Politician by Solid Mantis October 21, 2020

Facebook Politician 

One who gains all of their political knowledge from Facebook posts. Some from credible sources, but most are not and are only appealing to an uneducated person.
Person 1: "Did you hear that Obama is a Muslim terrorist?"

Person 2: "You must be a Facebook Politician. Get your information from a real news source and not your conservative uncle Jim."
Facebook Politician by Wizzil March 17, 2016

Instagram Politician 

Someone who posts or shares political posts on Instagram, often fake, wrong or out of context thinking they know the solutions to the worlds problems
Person 1: You see Lucy's post about Trump
Person 2: She's such a instagram politician. She isn't even American.
Instagram Politician by HelpMelton October 13, 2020

Politicial 

The natural economy of goat tax inflation regarding the trade taking place during arranged marriages and or marriages as a result of a mail-order arrangement.
"Bertha was shipped to me last week, the goat tax was twice as high as the last one. How politicial..."
Politicial by Noxurnal September 2, 2019

palitician 

A politician beholden to special interests.
He is a true palitician, no matter what the polls say, no matter what the public interests is, he votes as he is told. The only exception is he would never support a public interest group, because of potential conflicts of interest.
palitician by mlhiss September 3, 2020