An extraordinary artist that is what she does. Paula S is an artistic masterpiece. She is a statuesque beauty, highly intelligent, creative, witty and funny. Paula S is spunky and saucy. She loves music and dance. Paula S is kind and generous. She is strong in both body and mind. Paula S is unique. Paula S is child/adult and can be either at any time. She can stand up for herself and others in the right. Paula S could rock one’s world in the best way.

Paula S took first place for creativity and uniqueness in the prestigious art show!

Paula S by The Good Man from the east April 26, 2023

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Paula Philips

The SECOND best biology teacher to ever exist

“Wow, Paula Philips is so good at teaching biology!!!”

Paula Philips by SHEEEAAAWN May 24, 2023

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paula abdul

bulimic queen who lied about being in a plane crash and is addicted to opioids and benzos. she's also an alcoholic

paula abdul's last hit was in 1991 and she tanked.

whitney houston: now one thing, paula abdul ain't shit. paula abdul ain't SHIT.
her mom: whitney... now why you say that?
whitney houston: mommy that girl is singing OFF-KEY ON THE RECORD.
her mom: yeah, but the people are buying it right?
whitney houston: cuz she got a ... s--... image. that we all know really ain't true.

paula abdul by syphilis queen June 22, 2023

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Paula drikk brus

Paula drikk brus is a legendary fairytale from Malvik, Norway.
it`s based on the ogre Paulaah who loves to go to the soda dispenser every 30 minutes to relinquish her thirst for coke

daamn paula is walking out of the cafeteria again with 2 cokes, man Paula drikk brus.

Paula drikk brus by Prælll August 20, 2023

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