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GTS-Skyline

Also thinks that sr is the bestest engine around
GTS-Skyline by S13 April 9, 2003

Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R 

A sports car from Japan that's more expensive than a Chevrolet Corvette Z06, slower than a Z06, plus heavier and more boring-looking.

Recommended for Japanese people who want a car with an engine that can take years of blunt abuse before eventually breaking down, and can also be "upgraded" with the use of Naaawws cold fusion systems (something no sensible muscle car owner would ever consider doing).
-Japanse guy: Hey pal, the Nissan Skyline R35 GT-R is the greatest sports car ever! Mine has a Naaawws cold fusion system installed and a cool new spoiler (plus a dragon painted on the door)
-American muscle car owner: How 'bout a race with my Vette Z06?
-Japanese guy: Ehmm... not now, i 've just spent all my Naaaws bottles in the previous race with that Viper (which I lost), plus the fact my engine is steaming smoke from burned out parts right now

HR30 Skyline

POS old skyrine, But does chop R33 Boats .
Hr30 skyline chops a R33, then steals it and takes pictures of himself
HR30 Skyline by Not-Chris March 6, 2003

GTS-Skyline

R32's are shit. They look like preying mantices.
"Fuck bro, look at that ugly skyline, what is it?"

"Dayam bro, that's an R thirty two!"
GTS-Skyline by gav December 16, 2003

GTS-Skyline

Sexy ass hunk with massive pee pee and he tounges my balls and fucks my shitter :))))
* GTS-Skyline licks ur ring
GTS-Skyline by ChanOP April 9, 2003

GTS-Skyline

GTS-Skyline by Anonymous April 9, 2003