midget hurdle 

When you see a midget in public and feel the urge to jump over them.

"Oh my god, it's a midget. This calls for a midget hurdle."

midget hurdle by fhbyuslfcbhs;idv November 28, 2019

Midget kabob 

Running full speed into a midgets house holding a long pointy stick

For dinner I want a midget kabob

Midget kabob by Ratchetcumsock69 April 10, 2020

midget in a bean bag chair 

a term which describes the act of titty-fucking a woman with very large fatty breasts.

Person A: hey man, you should titty fuck that girl

Person B: hell no, that would be like a midget in a bean bag chair.

midget in a bean bag chair by Jerry G. April 11, 2007

Midget Hunting Season 

By far the best hunting season there is!! it runs from January 1st THROUGH December 31st ...... this season is ONLY takes place in the following places:

Asia
Africa
North America
South America
Australia
Europe
Antarctica
and
All Waters Between These Places

The only item that is allowed to be used to catched the midgets is a net.

My friends and I saw a midget, wearing purple, riding a bike past papa gino's..... unfortunately, no one had a net handy ::tear::

Midget Hunting Season by Koala Beer November 6, 2004

midget brain 

the squeezing of ones testicles that makes the scrotum and its contents look like a brain.

pulling only your testicles out through your unzipped fly (leaving your penis inside the pants) and yelling "hey everybody, check out my midget brain."

midget brain by braintamer May 22, 2006

Midget muncher 

a man or a woman who have a midget/little people fetish

Did you know that Tracy was a midget muncher

Midget muncher by horsemilk123 January 20, 2009

Midget Macarena 

when you see a midget, it is common courtesy to publicly identify the said midget, either verbally or physically, and subsequently perform the macarena. failure to do so will result in your spouse fornicating with a beloved relative.

ex: yo, is that kid a midget? *points at the midget* i have to do the midget macarena now, or else my bf might cheat on me with my brother!

Midget Macarena by tomfoolery69420 November 20, 2022