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based balls 

Based balls were basically the first name for crack during it's intial years, circa 85-88. Crack first appeared on the streets of NYC in about 1985, although freebase was smoked prior to that, the addition of baking soda created a whole new monster. Based balls was what the "Wild Cowboys" gang called their first batch of potent crack to hit the street in large numbers.
The Wild Cowboys were a notorious gang based mainly in Washington Heights, Manhattan and parts of the South Bronx. Based balls were sold at many spots throughout both The Heights and in the Bronx. they usually came in large, cooked up rocks in vials sold for $20 and up. The reason they choose the name was because they resembled tinier sized baseballs
Crack known as "Based Balls" was strictly a New York Ccity term, known mostly in Washington Heights. Although crack spread to all of the boroughs, and nationwide, based balls was a name used solely by the infamous Cowboys to solidify their reign as crack kings of the 80's and early 90's.
Based Balls were first sold at 174th and Audubon where the Wild cowboys ruled the streets.
based balls by Lenny Sepulveda November 13, 2006
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dildo-based titillation 

A mating process used by Abdoes which involves the use of tits, with organic dildoes as nipples, pumping repeatedly to engage in sexual intercourse.
That Adbo used dildo-based titillation on your mom!
dildo-based titillation by Marxfjr January 29, 2009
To be yourself regardless if you or your beliefs are or are not the most popular.
Steve: Man, even though I’m getting ratio’d on twitter, and I’m getting cancelled, I still ain’t gonna apologize to these snowflakes.

Jake: Based. Very, very based.
Based by yvngbasedlord September 28, 2020

busted footy 

A woman's vagina that looks so loose and floppy that it resembles a thin skinned foot ball that has been busted.
busted footy (noun): "I was gonna go down on her but when she opened her legs and showed me a busted footy, i couldn't stop thinking of all the massive dicks she must have copped."
busted footy by Gashsmasher777 February 24, 2010
A man whose sole motivation in love making is to baste his partner's face with man gravy.
Janet: I told him he could come inside me but insisted on shooting his wad all over my face disregarding my plea not to do so.
Branda: What a baster !
Janet: Tell me about it, I'm still partially blind from the experience !
Baster by Sergio_MTL December 1, 2013
The Egyptian goddess of household protection. Takes on the form of a cat or a woman with a cats' head.
I named my new kitten after Bastet the Egyptian goddess
bastet by Kian Lynx September 29, 2003

Busted unit 

A busted unit is an extremely overweight individual that looks like they've been hit round the head with a brick. They can usually be found in the pub or the local fast food joint busting their unit even more.
"Ahh Gaz that Susan Boyle, she's a busted unit"