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Vending Machine 

The evilest scammer ever. Charges two quid for a bag of Steak McCoys. If you were already having a shit day then a vending machine will make things even worse in the cheekiest fucking way!
I THOUGHT I WAS LOSING MY VIRGINITY TONIGHT AND I FOUND OUT I WASN'T AT THE LAST MOMENT AND TO TOP THINGS OFF THAT FUCKING VENDING MACHINE SCAMMED ME 2 QUID FOR A BAG OF MCCOYS AFTER ALL THAT I'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS EVENING. SO FUCKING ANNOYING!!!! AHHHHH!!!!!!! I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!
Vending Machine by LordJenal June 20, 2022
When one busts in a dead persons butt the suck it out then puke into the mouth of the person then one starts munting the body
Hey sarah we Should vunt your newly dead sister because you had a good time vunting my dad last week.
Vunting by Xirteleks drawde February 15, 2024
The act of slapping an erect cock until it's bruised
Bro it hurts to piss

why?

me and my girlfriend spent the night vinting

what the sigma?
What a bubble brained sin says instead of investing.
"Hey Mam's what you vesting?"
Vesting by timidtax June 29, 2024
"Vunting" includes slithering a shopvac's funnel up one's anus in a manner where it is fully enveloped by the butthole, and then proceeding to turn it on with the objective of draining bodily fluids from the intestine.
Yoo dude, me and Tom are gonna go vunt in Jonah's garage later if you're interested in losing a few pounds.

I still remember the great vunts of yesteryear.

William is still the best vunter I know.

Yeah the whole gang is going vunting tomorrow if you wanna join.
Vunting by Mr Vuntastic January 14, 2025
How can he work for the CIA and NIT BE VETTED? DOES THE CIA NOT VET THE PEOPLE THE WORK WITH? So not it isn't that.
Hym "And no that is not what is happening, Ben. You, much like your kike ancestors, are lying so that you can get special privileges and deny those privileges from other people who are better than you and deserve them more. And that is exactly WHY the holocaust. Look at that. So no. Fuck you Jew. And no it wasn't the vetting. If he worked for the CIA.... HE WAS, IN FACT, VETTED BY THE CIA. It couldn't be any more opposite of the actual truth. The Afghan who shot those national guardsmen while acting in accordance with Trumps God complex was LITERALLY ONE OF THE MOST VETTED PEOPLE ON THE PANET. There is no MORE VETTED he could have been."
Vetting by Hym Iam November 30, 2025