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hammer cookies 

When a hammer is baked into a large batch of cookies. It can easily be removed for bashing of 84 year old skull
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Woman, 73, guilty of neighbor's hammer murder
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"MacClellan told police she went to Eyer's house with cookies(hammer cookies) and a photo album and found her bleeding on the floor, authorities said. "
hammer cookies by KevinG September 18, 2008

genocidal_hammer 

Noun; Common slang termanology for bisexual

(See also: Bi)
Tina: I'm gothic and bisexual.
Tim: You're a total Genocidal_Hammer.

fat hammer

Erroneous translation from English to Spanish of "cock".
"Why does IBM suck a fat cock?" erroneously translates to "why does IBM inhale a fat hammer?"
fat hammer by cocksackie July 29, 2005

wet hammer 

after having sex and man pulls out his dick and slaps the girl on top of the head with his penis
man;would you like a wet hammer??
girl;absolutely!
wet hammer by aud_stu March 8, 2009

Hammertime

A worn-out catchfraise that was frequently used during the early 90s but is now just something stupid to say.
Hammertime is a stupid word.
Hammertime by Anonymous June 23, 2003

MC Hammer 

One hit wonder who was responsible for hammertime and is now broke (serves him right).
MC Hammer by Anonymous June 10, 2003