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Give her your drivers license 

To end a relationship in an awkward way, to break up with.
I'd heard that you and Heather were fighting, but I didn't know you were going to give her your drivers license.

California license plate

what U get from DMV once U pay: money, get smog check, insurance, + kiss caleefornia govenator ass tax!!!
Yo dude my car won't pass smog test! what I do?? I know I look for California license plate with next year tag!!

3 out 4 amigos drive in LA without insurance, we don't need no stinking insurance we don't need to show our license we are mexican jaybanos u no mountian police....

Irish Driver's License 

Irish Driver's License refers to any kind of driving ban. Traditionally this meant a ban related to a DUI, but has been expanded to mean a driving ban for any reason.
"I mounted the curb and blew a 0.12 so they're giving me an Irish driver's license for 6 months"

"Can someone give me a lift to the party tonight? I Irished up my license in May"

ninja license 

A pilot I once dated referred to his pilots' license as his Ninja License.
He: "Hey, have I showed you my Ninja License yet?"
Me: "No. What the fuck are you talking about? Oh, that thing, yeah, that's hot."
ninja license by chica del norte January 11, 2009

Puerto Rican License Plate 

Tattoo at the small of the back above the buttocks usually visible when low rise jeans are worn.
John: "My gf wants a tramp stamp"
Dave: "Dude, Puerto Rican License Plates should be illegal"

bum license

1. A license to panhandle that has to be purchased from a city.
2. Pertaining to new laws in the many cities in the United States that require you to have a license to beg for money.
Ford got his bum license for Cincinnati and put in a frame and hung it on the wall in his living room.
cop: excuse me mr. bum, I need to see your bum license.
bum: "runs away from the cop", stating, "I ain't got one you fuckin' pig.
bum license by Ford Lawnmower November 7, 2007