A Mya is a person who enjoyes getting double digits of fingers shoved up her
ass at the same time. All this while eating a pretzel. She enjoys jerry’s asian
ass, and also kids that hide their face in their yankees hat. She will
piss the shit out of you, but if you find one, hold on to- nvm just pitch her straight in the trash. Don’t ask her if she’s pregnant,
bc even if she wore a condom, she’ll still say yes.