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Battle of the Bulge 

When a stereotypially 'emo' male wears female jeans or very tight and/or form fitting jeans that accentuate the nether regions.
You emo prick; I'm tired of your continuous Battle of the Bulge with your damn emo (wo)man-jeans.
Battle of the Bulge by Tracisaurus September 30, 2008
No cock. Greek guy with little or no cock. No meat all salad.
Damn Nick has no bulge in his pants!
no bulge by AnacondaMan22 December 3, 2017

Lady Bulge

When a dude is wearing tight pants or drawers, and you can't see any of his junk.
That fool Thomas always wearing those spandex shorts with his lady bulge showing all over the place.
Lady Bulge by Hardene Thicke April 23, 2015
Little or no cock at all. Greek guy with a little pecker.
Damn Nick has no bulge in his pants!
no bulge by AnacondaMan22 December 3, 2017

Uterus Bulge 

When an over-sized fat woman is wearing pants or shorts and you can visibly see a bulge of fat that hangs off her body in the uterine area.
Check out that ladies uterus bulge, that thing is sick!
Uterus Bulge by Livin235ov April 29, 2010

Sex Bulge 

When a female is so thin that once your dick penetrates her pussy it stretches her stomach outward in the shape of it. It usually tends to appear in rule 34 and other porn websites.
Sex bulge
I slowly approached Marigold and said “wanna fuck, I’m big!” She gazed at me, “Sure!” She agreed. Then we went down to business, I began to strip, unleashing my legendary dick. She was so excited she just ripped her pants down. I held her to the wall, with my dick close to her stomach. “Your clit hard?” I asked, “no?” She asked, “why?”.

“Because I know I can make it hard” I said.
I put my dick closer to her pussy. She was blushing, “Do it” she dared me. I teased her by putting it inside only a wee bit and back out. She was pleased, I teased her again, only putting it a little further. Then, I shoved it in and out, staying close to the opening of her vagina, then I went deeper. Took it back out a little bit, and went DEEPER into her stomach, I couldn’t hold it, I put it in that bitch. Her skinny body was stretching by the size of my cock, I went even deeper, carefully putting in each ball, then, I came.
Sex Bulge by ☆★Midas★☆ February 5, 2022