rough ass wipe 

when soon after squeezing out a vengeful number 2, a person realizes there is no toilet paper on the roll. At this point their only option is to wipe with the rough brown cardboard-like tp spool. this can be quite irritable to the bunghole.

uuuuugggggaaaahhhhh...........plop. "shit, theres no toilet paper left, ill have to endure a rough ass wipe."

rough ass wipe by ispeaktruth99 June 7, 2009

Ass wipe 

This word is used to define someone who is either A. Being a dick because you won't give in quick enough or B. Someone who is just a plain asshole.

Hey, you fucking ass wipe!
I'm on my period ass wipe!

Ass wipe by Tenorsax chick December 1, 2013

Askwipe

Someone who asks a question, but argues or questions (wipes out) every answer given them.

Example:
Husband: Do we have any sugar?
Wife: No, I used the last of it this morning.
Husband: Are you sure? I could have sworn there was some left in the cupboard yesterday.
Husband is being an askwipe!

Askwipe by Luvurpug April 17, 2015

Ass Wipe 

The lowest form of suck-up in existence. Someone who's not beyond wiping another's ass when told to do so. One who is not "his own man." (Texans are fond of saying that W is "his own man").

Bush, you ASS WIPE! Is there anything you and your family WON'T do for the Saudi Royal Family?

Bush, you ASS WIPE! You only do what KARL ROVE tells you to do, don't you?

Ass Wipe by Trey K December 28, 2005

ass wipe 

a derogitory comment aimed at someone acting like a jack ass

"Shut the hell up, ASS WIPE!!"

ass wipe by Dana April 11, 2003

status ass-wipe 

When a relative, usually a mother or aunt, comments on your facebook status with a concerned question or words of encouragement. It is usually either embarrassing, or confusing, or both.

Examples of a status ass-wipe:

Jane Doe is having a bad day.
Janet Doe: what's wrong, sweetie? You need to call me and tell me what happened.

Joe Smith needs a job.
Aunt Smith: Your life is full of surprises. Everything happens for a reason. It will all be okay.

status ass-wipe by Jane Mc July 20, 2009

Orange Ass-Wipe 

The orange ass-wipe, also known by his scientific name, as Donald Trump. Famous for being the biggest douchebag around planet earth, of even the universe, with having found an IQ, below -100000! The orange ass-wipe is also known to have a weakness amongst Mexicans, one of the most harmless living beings on earth, with a caring tone!

Person 1: Ugh! The orange ass-wipe is back on tv.
Person 2: You for real?! Imagine if he were a white ass-wipe
Person 3: Yeah! He’d be more pleasant indeed

Orange Ass-Wipe by mistake.exe April 14, 2020