indian coffee cake 

when a person of Indian descent gets shat upon there brow turban which can look most like coffee cake or the term varies with the color of the persons stool.

yo Brosephalonis last night I made a nice indian coffee cake upon a high quality turban.

indian coffee cake by duce droppa December 20, 2007

Dutch Coffee 

marajuana, pot, etc. so named because in coffee shops in holland, you are allowed to smoke as much marajuana as you want, as long as it is not mixed at all with tobacco.

Dutch guy: hey, want to go het some dutch coffee to smoke at the shop?
other Dutch guy: sure man, lets pick some up in that alley near the college.

Dutch Coffee by Ana Bieze November 1, 2008

Truckers Coffee

When someone chews Coffee beans so that they get all the caffeine in them and washes it down with Mountain Dew, Redbull, Monster or any high in caffeine energy drink for maximum caffeine power.

Tim was pulling an all nighter studying using Truckers Coffee to keep him awake.

Truckers Coffee by Truckin'Love May 17, 2013

Brown Coffee 

When you or your partner poops into a coffee grinder, then mixes the resulting slurry with breast milk and mountain dew then throws it out because seriously that's disgusting why are you even reading this.

(A man has stopped by a diner to take a break from his long country drive.)

Man: What coffee do you have? I need to stay awake for a few hours to get back to the city.

Waiter: Well, we have Brown Coffee, but it's an acquired taste.

Man: How so?

Waiter: Well, it's very bitter. However, it's pretty popular around these parts because of the full-bodied taste.

Man: Sounds good. How much is that?

Waiter: Well, it's 20 bucks, and an extra 50 if you want to watch.

Man: That much?!

Waiter: Well, it is freshly squeezed.

Brown Coffee by Trolling throwaway123454321 June 30, 2011

fairweather coffee friend 

Someone in a coffee club who drinks coffee when it suits them but only drinks tea when he or she doesn't want to make coffee for the rest of the group.

Emma was a fairweather coffee friend because she was unwilling to be a permanent member of the office coffee club but didn't hesitate to drink coffee from time to time.

fairweather coffee friend by C713 October 2, 2010

Cup of coffee 

A British swear word that means fuck off. for example the referees in world cup were told to learn the new British swear words. When you say have a cup of coffee it means fuck off.

Wayne: Say have a cup of coffee loud as if you are angry.
Wayne: Thats brilliant its sounds if i am saying *********

Cup of coffee by IOSS June 19, 2010

vietnamese coffee 

A sexual position as to where the female is laying on the edge of the bed and her legs are hanging off, and she's gettin' it from the dude who's standing on the floor infront of her.

"AWW YEEAH.. Guess who's going out for some Vietnamese Coffee tonight!!!"

vietnamese coffee by Pustullio April 30, 2006