infinite pizza theorem 

The infinite pizza theorem is the proposition that, given any circle (particularly a pizza), a slice directly in the middle of the circle will create two half circles of 181° total. This occurs when you split two degrees on opposite sides of the circle, creating two extra half degrees on either end of the half circle. The infinite pizza theorem is one of the more plausible solutions to world hunger, next to mass genocide.

I used the infinite pizza theorem to make 180 pizzas into 181!

infinite pizza theorem by Quantum Mechanist January 7, 2020

Billy and Pete theorem 

The theory that Billy and Pete cease to exist once their objective had been completed. They are seen in the same clothes everyday, despite weather, and never seem to leave nor enter where they are. They only come into existence when they are needed and leave when they are not, nobody can see them leave or enter, they just enter

It's a shame that Einstein died when he was about to solve the Billy and Pete theorem, what a shame, and a coincidence...

Billy and Pete theorem by Definitely sfx March 22, 2021

The Karl Jobst Theorem

The idea that "having a better understanding of a game makes you even more likely to cheat", coined by video game speed running Youtuber Karl Jobst.

Guy 1: There's no way Billy Mitchell could have cheated on Donkey Kong, he's so good!
Guy 2: The fact that he is so good at the game means he knows how to cheat better at it, it's a textbook example of the Karl Jobst Theorem.

The Karl Jobst Theorem by prokymannpron May 25, 2021

Schrodinger's cable theorem 

The theorem that a cable will not fit into a device until observed.

Even though there are only 2 sides to a charger he had to flip over the charger 5 times before it fit because of the Schrodinger's cable theorem.

Schrodinger's cable theorem by Xeto November 9, 2021

The Tyler Theorem 

Tyler is a common name, dominantly used in English-speaking countries. The Tyler Theorem is the theory that everyone named Tyler eventually turns out to be an asshole. The specific type of asshole can vary, (Liars, idiots, bullies) but the common consensus is they are a combination of stupid and rude. An interesting fact though, that has gone unexplained for quite some time, is that commonly these assholes are part of the LGBT community, and whilst being LGBT isn't bad in of itself, it is rather strange that these Tylers usually are part of it.

The Tyler Theorem, whilst having no explainable cause, has some strong evidence behind its relevance.

The Tyler Theorem by iwuehfiwhfi3w May 27, 2023

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) 

The Sloppy Vagina Theorem (SVT) states that if a girl is still a virgin and has never used her vagina then she has no need for upkeep and it will more than likely be sloppy.

Thomas: Man I'd love to fuck Audry
Charlie: Dude she's never her vagina before
Thomas: Fuck that means its sloppy
Charlie: Damn SVT...

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem)

The SVT (Sloppy Vagina Theorem) by Cbuck25 August 27, 2009

Zenni Theorem 

The price of eyeglasses from web-based optics low-baller Zenni Optical is proportionate to the ugliness of the frames. So, cheap glasses tend to be basic and acceptable, while the unattractiveness of the frames rises with the price.

Did you see those 29 dollars glasses. Certainly victims of the Zenni Theorem.

Zenni Theorem by TheRubric October 12, 2008